Okay Colorado, here you go. Time for you to get crunk.
1) Perfect Portions: One beer and one hit. You can handle that.
2) Functionality: Multiple ways to chug and toke.
3) Portability: Fits in your pocket.
4) Easy to Clean: Dishwasher-safe.
5) High Quality Material : Made of food grade silicone and stainless steel.
6) Durability: Flexible, strong, bendable.
7) Versatility: Air-tight seal on nearly any bottle.