1.) A lost weekend starts the moment you get off work Friday and continues until the wee hours of Monday morning.
2.) While awake there should always be an alcoholic beverage within easy reach. Pretend it’s a crucifix and you’re weekending at Count Dracula’s one-bedroom bungalow.
3.)You must forget at least 80% of the weekend. This is essential. Don’t fret about losing all those precious memories, your friends will remember enough to make you want to get drunk and forget them all over again.