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Louis Vuitton Skateboard – $8,250
 If you’re a skater you probably have no interest in a Louis Vuitton skateboard. But to be fair, anyone interested in a Louis Vuitton skateboard for over $8000 probably isn’t too interested in skateboarding either. This is a great example of how being rich is all about being one of 3 possible owners of a weird designer collectible that isn’t intended for use. The board premiered at the launch of their new location in SoHo where you could also snag one of 70 $250 T-shirts.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have a million dollars you probably only thought about the cars, the yachts and the bling, and overlooked the details like what kind of toilet seat or fancy tennis ball cans you’d use. We tracked down 24 of the most ridiculously expensive everyday items you could blow your wad on. (via Cool Material)

Timbuk2 - Dolores Chiller  $110
Avoid any unwanted attention that comes from carrying around a cooler to events or parks... just toss a few cold ones and some ice in your Dolores Chiller which is cunningly disguised as a messenger bag. The waterproof TPU liner makes sure that there's no condensation or leaking on the outside so you can stay dry while your cold ones stay chilled. As if this bag couldn't be any more perfect it also comes with a built-in bottle opener. (via CoolMaterial)

With all the laid-back attitude of the originals, the Converse All Star Rain Boots ($80) are the first we'd actually consider wearing in inclement weather. Staying true to their roots with a simple lace-up design and Chuck Taylor insignias, these rain boots feature a green rubber upper, attached tongue to prevent water from seeping in, corded laces, a reinforced toe, and a durable, grippy sole. (via Uncrate)

Tundra Midnight Rider Tailgater Created to celebrate country legends Brooks & Dunn's farewell tour (BOO), the Tundra Midnight Rider Tailgater ($TBA) is yet another concept we wish a forward-thinking CEO would turn into reality. Based on the Tundra CrewMax Limited full-size 4x2 V8 pickup, the Rider features a Grill N Chill cooking space with countertops, infrared barbecue, beverage tap and an ice chest, an electronically operated tonneau cover, a bed-installed 42-inch HDTV, separate interior and in-bed Kicker sound systems, 20-inch Mickey Thompson polished aluminum wheels, 35-inch tires, a three-inch suspension lift, Bushwacker fender flares, and more.
(via Uncrate)

It does two things and thats fine by me. Who needs all those extras??? You don't thats who. $49.99 @ Wal-Mart. DF*

If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and works for prying open doors or windows, cutting, bashing out windows, lifting nails and hinge pins, and more.

If they could just make this in a 24oz mug then we would be golden. Damn mug stealers. DF*

Available at www.OneNess287.com. DF*

"Scratch DJ Coffee Table" photo transfer on knotty pine clear pine construction, brushed aluminum legs poly-resin coating approx. 44" X 21" X 12" $895.00 www.bughouse.com

Converse All Star Low Quilted. Love 'em long time. DF*