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Louis Vuitton Skateboard – $8,250
 If you’re a skater you probably have no interest in a Louis Vuitton skateboard. But to be fair, anyone interested in a Louis Vuitton skateboard for over $8000 probably isn’t too interested in skateboarding either. This is a great example of how being rich is all about being one of 3 possible owners of a weird designer collectible that isn’t intended for use. The board premiered at the launch of their new location in SoHo where you could also snag one of 70 $250 T-shirts.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have a million dollars you probably only thought about the cars, the yachts and the bling, and overlooked the details like what kind of toilet seat or fancy tennis ball cans you’d use. We tracked down 24 of the most ridiculously expensive everyday items you could blow your wad on. (via Cool Material)

The New Moon house is up for sale. Only one problem. I am short about $3, 298,000 short. Peep the rest of the pics HERE. DF*

If you are not at Shag for the PopularLemonade x DenverFrank x Lard x Filthe x Whorebath party for some weird reason I thoroughly expect you to be here. DF*

I might leave this on my computer @ work. DF*

(Via L.A.)

Ingredients:

1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees.

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.   
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;   
Slide  lemon  halves  under  the  skin  with  the  peel  side  up, one on
each side.  This way the  juice from the lemon will release into the breast.

Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes.   Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should   
look like the one in the attached picture.

Bon Appetit!

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I has the pleasure of meeting Max Klaw at Tooey's one weird night this past summer. I think he just came off tour with Big B and was in Denver for just a minute.  I knew he was there is wasn't like I just ran into him.  Me and LA show up, I get him a Rum and Coke and spend another hour and a half with my ears thouroughly entertained by what he put together in a, trust me, eclectic mix of music. And then like that I knew he was a bit different from your run of the mill average DJ. Klaw has recently been on tour with Swollen Members all over the US and Canadia, Yeah Canadia. Trust, DJ Klaw is one bad Mother Fucker who knows his shit. Read the Westword interview with him below and become a fan already. DF*

Name: Max Klaw / DJ Klaw

Club night(s): Right now, I am touring the country for the third time this year with Big B and Swollen Members. When I am home, you can catch me at Problems D'Amour, The Jump Off!, Noise Fridays at Beta (#1 club in the country!), Bad Habits After Hours and Egg Beats at Table 6. Most are monthly affairs that allow me to tour and still do events here in Denver. I also get booked to play club nights in Los Angeles like The Heist, Dance Right and Element, Brooklyn at Savalas, St. Louis at London Calling and Salt Lake City at Shake N' Pop on the regular. My Mommy's Little Monster party was held weekly 45 times in 2009 at Benders Tavern on Thursday's (Westword's best club night 2009) here in Denver and at The Hard Rock Hotel's Wasted Space in Las Vegas on Sunday's.