DenverFrank. One Man. One Dream. 30 Beers.

 

Beer Holster

11/29/2010

 
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In the spirit of the Wild West, this holster keeps his beer ready for a quick draw whenever the need arises. Made of rugged leather, it snaps onto any standard belt and the adjustable nylon strap wraps around the thigh for additional support. A fun accessory for parties and tailgates, it also makes a convenient holder when he needs his hands free for grill duty. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.
  • made of rugged leather
  • adjustable nylon strap for additional support
  • holster fits a 12 oz. can or bottle
DF*

BUY IT HERE. $20
 

DF* Gift Guide 2010

11/29/2010

 
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Struggling to find a gift for that hard to buy person. Well, look no further than the list of awesome items I have compiled over the past year. You'll find gifts from under $10 to thousands. Have fun looking and shopping. DF*

See it HERE.
 

Frickin' Giant Magnetic Mustache

11/26/2010

 
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I'm getting one for my truck. DF* (via HolyCool)

Buy it here. $11
 

Omerica Organic Black Friday Sale

11/24/2010

 
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Shop local. Tonight (11/25) at midnight Omerica Organic is starting their Black Friday promotion.  The whole website will go black from Thursday thru Sunday, literally, it's going to be black.  They'll be rewarding customers with free gift cards for purchases:  $50 purchase gets a $20 card, $75 gets $30, and $150 gets $50. Nice. DF*
 

FamilyxAffair Black Friday Sale

11/24/2010

 
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Shop here this Friday because FamilyxAffair is the Business!!! DF*
 

It's a Fuckin' Turducken!

11/23/2010

 
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Alright, so if one of you (my loyal readers) actually makes this I want a piece. If you dont know what a Turducken is you must've been asleep for at least 20 years. It's a Thanksgiving turkey stuffed with a boneless Duck and a boneless Chicken. And from what I can gather, it's Tur-Fucking-Licious. Anyway, you'll find the recipe below from the Food Network. DF*

Turducken Ingredients

Brine:
  • 1 cup kosher salt
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 gallon water
  • 18 to 21-pound turkey, skin intact and boned except for drumsticks
  • House seasoning, recipe follows
  • Cornbread Dressing, recipe follows
  • 3 to 4-pound duck, boned
  • 3 to 4-pound chicken, boned
  • Paprika
 

Top 19 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving...But Aren't

11/23/2010

 
  1. "Talk about a huge breast!"
  2. "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
  3. "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
  4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
  5. "Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."
  6. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
  7. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
  8. "Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it."
  9. "Don't play with your meat."
  10. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
  11. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
  12. "You'll know when it's ready when it pops up."
  13. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
  14. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
  15. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
  16. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
  17. "It's Cool Whip time!"
  18. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
  19. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

DF*
 

Bullet Bottle Opener

11/22/2010

 
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The MadeByAmmo Bullet Bottle Opener is one killer bottle opener.  Manufactured from a solid piece of machined stainless steel, it is designed to easily pop off the cap on your favorite beverage.  For those that want to carry around this symbol of manliness, it has a hole sized perfect for your keychain ring. DF* (via The Awesomer)

Buy it HERE, $35
 

Protect Your Junk at the Airport

11/22/2010

 
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Planning a flight this holiday season? Check out Rocky Flats Gear, manufacturer of a revolutionary flexible, attractive, lightweight, Lead (Pb) free, radiation shielding garments for individuals. Their emphasis is on protecting the traveling public, airline, medical, and security professionals from radiation generated by security and medical imaging equipment. Their products can protect your junk from a broadband of ionizing and non-ionizing radiation generated by imaging equipment and natural sources. On top of all that they also protect your dignity by totally blocking the imaging of your stuff. DF*

Buy them HERE. $24/$18
 

WTF Pic of the Day.

11/22/2010

 
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I have no explanation for this. DF*
 
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