DenverFrank. One Man. One Dream. 30 Beers.

For those times at work where pulling out a bag wrapped bottle of whiskey out of you back pocket is just not classy. 2oz. DF* (via Incredibe Things)

From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this definitive guide to beer drinking is a brew-lover's bible. Written by the experts behind The Book of Beer Pong—and featuring feats of fortitude and games of strategy, skill, and memory, alongside other activities and challenges—The Book of Beer Awesomeness is full of kings-playing, cup-flipping, frosty-mugged fun. Tips and tidbits that cover the brewing and drinking of this most beloved of beverages around the world round out the ultimate guide for enjoying any beer—in any situation. DF* (via Doobybrain)

Beauty and the Beast re-done hood style. Pretty funny. DF* (via DoobyBrain)

Now why isn't stuff like this on late night infomercials? Something like this I definitely would buy in a drunken stupor at 2am.These handmade Can Beards were the 1st place winner of the 2012 PBR Craft Show! Made from crafting fur, fastened to elastic, so it will fit any can and most glasses!vNo beards were harmed in the making of this product. DF* (via Uncrate)

I've always wanted a cool survival rifle like this. You know, in the event of a zombie uprising. Henry Repeating Arms has created a rifle that actually stores it functioning components in the butt end of its stock. The only drawback is that this is a .22 cal rifle. I'd like to see a larger caliber myself. DF* (via Uncrate)

I know you desperately want to go to the front line of the Colorado fires and do your part. But hold on a minute. That's pretty dangerous. Instead why not support the people fighting it by buying one of these cool tees. All proceeds from the sales go directly to the Colorado wildfire efforts. DF* (via Uncrate)

You like Pancakes, You like Booze. So why not come down to City Hall Friday 6/29 and have both. P&B features works from over 75 artists, music, and well Pancakes and Booze. See you there. DF*

Ha ha... uh,..what? Funny. DF* (via Doobybrain)

The Budnitz Titanium Beer Wrench has a 15mm spanner on one side, and a bottle opener on the other.  Two titanium thumb-screws attach it securely the the water bottle mounts on most bicycles. 

The 15mm wrench will remove rear axle bolts, Alfine internal hub bolts, and Pitlock keys. The bottle opener opens... a beer.  That's all. It does not work on other drinks and will void the warranty if attempted.

Apparently the engraved quote is from 13th century Japanese Zen Master Dogen.

Weight: 35 grams.

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Another White kid with sagging pants trying to make music. Seriously I want to loop this and extend it and bump it all summer. Oh, and Pro Tip: Clean that kids nose when making a video. Cochino gringos. DF* (via LikeCOOL)