Forgot to post this on Thanksgiving. Don't forget what really happened. DF*

He will be missed. DF*

Classic Mike Tyson. Get the Merry Chrithmith sweatshirt featuring your favorite ear biter before they're all gone. DF*

Ha! DF*

"The giant anteater resembles a walking index finger with a mullet...and leg warmers." ze fRANK
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I hear both. DF*

Hilarious review by guest of the jail, felipe martinez, after his failure to appear for a speeding ticket. DF* (via 9news)

Remember these true Facts? Well, Ze Frank is back with more of nature's hilarity. DF*